Poop olympics

games to play that make pooping more fun, like the high jump which is the act of jumping as high as you can above the toilet right before the poop comes all the way out; the bigger the splash the more points.

Jim: I just had the best session of poop olympics
George: nice i had a good hurtles session the other day
Jim: nice nice

by sparrow goodfellow November 8, 2009

Poop Steeple

Little turd towers left by a nervous dog that stand up like little tiny smelly skyscrapers of refuse. I swear my mom's jack russel does this, I've seen them. Also, see definition for shanghai shitpile. Other commonly used interchangeable terms include:

little shitty city centers, non-denominational minarets of shit, constructs of caca, crap castles, fecal fortress, excremental erections

Kel: "Check it out, Molly is leaving those poop steeples again, she must be nervous about something, or maybe too much damn chinee food. Get the camera!"

Random Girl: "What the fuck are you talking about... take me home!"

Kel: Hold on, this is treasure. 'snap' Alright, lets go."

by kel the dog August 13, 2010

Poop Waffle

When a dried flat clump of shit falls off the bottom of your shoe and the imprint leaves a waffle shape.

Hey tell your friend Vito he can't come over anymore, he keeps tracking poop waffles in my house

by snazzyypp January 17, 2015

Poop Snoop

The act of blowing cocaine up another person's anus. Often done by people who can no longer snort the coke due to nose damage.

John:Dude! That poop snoop numbed my whole ass, it also got me super coked up!

Billy: Tight!

by Anthonyiscool October 9, 2018

fart before the poop

A harbinger of worse things to come.

"I think Hurricane Ike was just the fart before the poop"

by Threevolve October 31, 2008

nigga fart cum poop explosion

when a black person farts and has an orgasm at the same time while also having explosive diarrhea

Eww dude was that a nigga fart cum poop explosion? That was nasty as fuck!

by Gustav Andersen August 31, 2020

period poop

When a girl is on her period and has to go number 2 more often than usual, its like diarrhea every menstrual cycle

I have to go to the restroom, I have period poop!

by taquito33 August 20, 2009