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poodle clipper

1. Definitely not the nickname of Dom DiMaggio.

2. A derisive term which has no actual meaning, invented by trisha to confuse Nick in SF.
"Oh sorry! I was just responding to your typically derisive comments, usually made when you think the poster at the end of your barb is probably not around. What do I expect from a poodle clipper?"
by Stormrider6 January 13, 2009
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Puddle Surfer

One who partakes in the act of smoking Methamphetamine. Twisting the pipe to form a wave-like puddle that is surfed by the infinite BIC, torch, candle, stove, or any other hot enough source to melt crystal.
If you are reading this and experiencing a feeling of intrigue, entertainment, awe, anxiety, etc. then you are more than likely a Puddle Surfer riding the everlasting dope wave on a SICK ONE and/or an excellent candidate to join in on our clandestine grimey yet oh so amusingly slandered lifestyle.
by SafetyHazard June 30, 2011
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puddle sucker

That bitch stoops so low she's a puddle sucker
by Deray Lovay July 15, 2017
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Muddy Puddle

An act where male/female cum is inserted inside the anus as the owner of the anus defecates. This results in a muddy puddle. Can be used as a noun or a verb depending on the sentence.
"I wanna muddy puddle her so bad."
"He's gonna get a muddy puddle."
by Vaginalover6996 June 23, 2017
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Smoodle the Poodle

To have sex with someone

(But in no way with a poodle)
Smoodle the poodle

I smoodled her poodle

I'd sure like to smoodle that poodle

My poodle has been well and truly smoodled
by 90's boy November 2, 2008
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paddle

noun: instrument used to administer a paddling to your misbehaving bitch woman when she does not treat her man propery. Generally wood, plastic or leather. A proper paddle should be long enough to reach across both buttocks, and be wide and heavy enough to be clearly heard in the next room even with the door closed.

verb: Process of administering a paddling to a wench who has gotten away with far too much for far too long. The paddling should occur on bare buttocks to have greatest effect and should not stop until said buttocks are quite red (NOT pink!) and hot all over. When the woman starts begging you to stop figure you are about 1/3 done. If the woman does not try to rub the sting away when you are done you have failed to paddle correctly.
Man, I heard your brother-in-law really paddle his wife last night in the guest room. What a wonderful idea, maybe I can borrow his paddle for tonight. You have not been behaving like a proper wife at all!

Woman, due to your inability to keep on budget we are going to adopt a new household rule. You are going to work out each dollar overspent at the business end of a paddle, at a rate of 10 swats per dollar.
by fessee May 25, 2007
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pussy peddler

1) a woman who sells her vagina for crack.

2) a pimp
new pussy, old pussy, ugly pussy, stanky pussy; that pussy peddlers got it all.
by orange123 March 2, 2009
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