poopinary

This word means much the same as lower GI (e.g., your colon and bunghole); as pissinary means the same as urinary tract.

Harold, you'll have to take those squalling carpet pigs to school this morning -- I have something wrong with my poopinary tract and I have an appointment with the asshole doctor at 8:30!

by Telephony May 16, 2014

Piddle Plopping

The act of peeing and pooping at the same time.

In order to save time in the bathroom, I started piddle plopping.

by frump dump slump March 14, 2009

finger popping

Sticking your finger in and out of a hole, repeatedly.

My boyfriend and the neighbor chic have been finger popping eachother all day!

by votenowar June 10, 2014

Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital

Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital is a full-service poop medical facility, located in Branford, CT . The professional and courteous staff at Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital seeks to provide the best possible medical care, surgical care and dental care for their highly-valued poops. They are committed to promoting responsible poop ownership,by education and example and quality preventative health care for their clients' poops and turds. Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital strives to offer excellence in Poopinary care to Branford, CT and surrounding areas.

My shart has been pooping blloody diarrhea for 7 days! I better call Mill Pond Poopinary Hospital and make an appointment with Dr. Farter right away!

by Penisnipples December 27, 2010

Poppity

A term describing someone that regularly goes into Minecraft to fantasize about shoving Poppy flowers in their ass while they masturbate.

Can we just get Poppity out of our Minecraft SMP, it's really creeping me out!

by Shrektum December 13, 2021

Ghost Pooping

1. The act of hiding in the bathroom, pretending to take a poop, while engaged in some non-poop related activity such as playing a game on your smartphone or surfing the internet.

2. Spending way more time than needed in the bathroom, playing games or some other waste of time on your phone.

3. Hiding in the bathroom pretending to take a poop in an attempt to avoid some other responsibility.

Hey team, I'm at work but I'm Ghost Pooping so I can get my clan rumble in before time is up.

What's taking Bob so long in the Bathroom? I bet he's ghost pooping and playing Fortnite.

My wife wants me to change the baby's diaper, so I'm ghost pooping instead.

by Brendon K February 5, 2019

popping corn

farting; releasing gas in small bursts in a short amount of time

Joe's butt (in the middle of the night): "rip...rip....rip....rip...."
Bill: "Dude, I'm trying to sleep...would you stop popping corn over there?"

by stockman09 March 20, 2008