Someone who contributes so little that they’re a step above having to be watered twice a day.
That bus dev guy is such a house plant on these calls; like my English Ivy he contributes nothing.
by papitx June 7, 2021
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a term used to describe someone you hate.

(mean to get sexual pleasure from sitting on plants.)
dude i hate so much that kid he's a plant-sitter
by buttmaster808 August 6, 2010
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when you penetrate a living organism of the kind exemplified by trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll with a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris and your penis gets infected and has thorns sticking on to it with it still bleeding but you still keep on penetrating the plant.
by plantsix February 18, 2021
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When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say
Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?
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Man i put a really nice plant in her pot;
Im potting plants
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When the boss is out of the office and productivity completely stops. You're in the office, you're getting paid, but you sure aren't working!
"Hey, did you hear the boss took the rest of the day off?"
"Woo in plant vacation, baby!! I'm going to go watch Netflix in my office all day!"
by lazyclockwatcher March 25, 2014
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Another term used for marijuana or weed.
Person 1: Damn I’m hella stressed
Person 2: Nigga you need that Ohio plant

By Drake and Joanna
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