philadelphia honeymoon

A murder-suicide, caused by any number of reasons.

Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary recently?
Person 2: Oh you didn't hear? They went off on a Philadelphia Honeymoon last Christmas. He found out she was cheating on him with Phil.

by WetBanditMarv December 19, 2019

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philadelphia honeymoon

A murder-suicide.

Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary lately? Feels like they disappeared.
Person 2: Oh you didn't know? They went off on a Philadelphia honeymoon last Christmas? Mary found out Johnny was cheating on her and she took him out with a .38 special and then turned it on herself. Ain't no coming back from that.

by WetBanditMarv December 19, 2019

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Philadelphia water balloon

Pissing in a butthole

It was a wild night. I gave her a Philadelphia water balloon... Now I need a new mattress.

by Donell Worthington December 26, 2019

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Philadelphia Flail

An action one does to another when they have been pissed off. First, the annoying friend is grabbed by the nut sack. The person is then lifted into the air by their nut sack. For dramatic effect, you can throw them around in the air, while still holding the nut sack.

Warning: This action may cause rumors of your homosexuality

Annoying Friend: *Is Annoying*
You: Shut up right now or I'm gonna pull a Philadelphia flail on you!

by Just_Some_Random_Dude January 21, 2020

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Philaé

Philaé is a girl with a breathtaking beauty, you sometimes wonder is she's even real.

She's also very sweet and the greatest mom friend. You literally can't hate her.

I saw this girl on Instagram, she's so pretty and cute, she must be a Philaé

by Kylori January 30, 2020

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