Co-Pay King

A man who pays just enough to avoid the
"freeloader" label, but expects 5-star domestic service in return. He's your partner in bills, but a
full-time dependent in vibes. Often spotted reclining with a game controller while asking,
"What's for dinner?"

"Girl, he Venmo'd $650 for half the rent and wants steak, sex, and admiration. That's a Co-Pay King."

by CCastillo April 22, 2025

Idim Pay Bay

Slang word used for person or thing that is widley mocked for the unusual tone of the voice and apperance of the face/surface of the object in question.

If describing a person the features observed should be large and uncontorlable side-burns and a rediculusly funny and mockable voice where "a" is replaced by "i" and various other inncorectly pronounced letters/words

Idim: "hey guise! I did mi heewm wirk he he he hew"

Idim: "ewwww yes"

Idim: "sheet eeep guise, I Idim Pay Bay"

by Naf28 April 28, 2009

Pay bitch

A person whose existence is for the purpose of paying for other people. Typically refers to a woman and/or the head of a large household, but this applies to anyone who gets suckered into paying for others.

My girlfriend makes more money than me so I always dupe her into paying for everything. She is my pay bitch.

by KatLuvsCats February 24, 2024

National Pay Your Wife Day

Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.

Happy wife, happy life. Celebrate National pay your wife day.

by Faroushky October 2, 2020

pay the gas bill

To take a dump.

Adam: Where’s Tom?

Chuck: Taco Bell did a number on him- he’s in the can about to pay the gas bill.

by King Apollo IV March 21, 2025

pooh-pay

The most amazingly lovable female dog ever, yo! Masters name is probably robbie or daniel and usually refers to him as daddy. Is usually well behaved but make mistakes sometime, but who does'nt? Has blackish/dark brownish hair and is of the lap/shepard mix variety! But this dog is no mutt, just unique. Pooh-pay's never like to sleep alone and like to run around in grave yards. And sometimes push their masters wife off the bed, but she still loves the dog because no one could not love a pooh-pay.

"Darn it pooh-pay is running around in the grave yard!"
"Pooh-pay loves her daddy!"

by the wife... ;) February 3, 2012

to pay your bills on time

to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).

Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.

by Sexydimma July 3, 2012