A tattoo.
(Trashy & Uneducated Person)-"I really want to get a tattoo because I want to be different than everyone else and prove that I'm unique."
(Normal Person)-"You don't need to hire someone to repeatedly puncture your skin with an ink needle to feel unique. Try body building and then your body will truly be a SELF MADE work of art. Don't get a trash patch.
(Normal Person)-"You don't need to hire someone to repeatedly puncture your skin with an ink needle to feel unique. Try body building and then your body will truly be a SELF MADE work of art. Don't get a trash patch.
by Filthy Rich White Boy February 24, 2011
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After receiving the pearl eye patch, she was angry that I made pirate noises and didn't have any Visine.
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She wanted anal, but I couldn't penetrate her Thatch Patch. or I think I ripped something when I took that huge dump. Maybe it was just a turd cutting through the Thatch Patch I had going on down there.
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