Paristalsis

Paristalsis is defined as a potentially life threatening condition whereby excessive consumption of white bread, particularly baguettes, antagonises peristalsis and the normative operation of the lower digestive tract

Doctor: Your son's coma was induced by an overconsumption of french bread, which acted as a sort of glutenous cork obstructing the colon, rendering normal peristalsis completely ineffective. This caused a backlog of semi digested food in the stomach and small intestine that exerted a tremendous pressure on little Jimmy's fragile little brain, causing a massive stroke. I'm afraid that we are going to have to surgically remove the obstuction.

Concerned parent:Oh dear God!

Doctor: Don't worry, Paristalsis is extremely common in france and the procedure is really quite routine.

Parent: Ah, I see. Is that why Parisians often seem so braindead?

Doctor: Actually, yes.

by boogaling December 28, 2012

paris

a city in France

I went to visit Paris, France this summer.

by youdontknowme3344 November 10, 2018

tea in paris

A combination of "The Eiffel Tower", and teabagging

tea in paris - two men engaged in an eiffel tower with a woman serving as the base and two other women teabagging the men

by nevermind263 October 9, 2010

poopish papish

When something or someone is not that good.

" Melissa: what did you think about that taco?

Sabine:I thought it was poopish papish."

by Tanisha Lala January 11, 2009

Sy Parrish

An employee of a one-hour photo lab who becomes obsessed with a young suburban family.

"According to The Oxford English Dictionary, the word 'snapshot' was originally a hunting term. "

by lola December 21, 2004

Paris Hilton

The ultimate sexy lady in the world, and also Nicole Ritchie's worse nightmare.A true sexpot.

Damn, if I had my way, I'd be hitting Paris Hilton's pootytang raw night after night.

by Piranha September 12, 2006

parisa

Parisa is the best person in this world. Super nice, funny, fun to talk to , and so much more omg. Anyways moral of the story, Parisais amazing.

who is parisa?
r u kidding? parisa is the most amazing friend in this world.

by eli.lol June 9, 2021