Bottom Panic

When a top says something so spicy that the bottom freaks out in an interesting way showing that they like what they hear.

Top: We're gonna have so much fun tonight, I learned something just for you ;)
Bottom: rdkdjddsksjdisjdjs
Top: Haha you're having bottom panic

by I_am_very_edgy_x3 December 2, 2021

"morning after" panties

n.) The underwear your girlfriend found in your dresser that she decided to put on. (May be described as absolutely sexy.)

My girlfriend took a shower and turned my boxers into "morning after" panties because she couldn't find her thong.

by StarWolf777RJ July 19, 2016

Sausage roll panic

Where you roll your self up tightly in your duvet and enter a claustrophobic panic mode.

I'll never do a sausage roll panic again, I thought I was gonna die.

by Mr sausage king February 2, 2017

your auntie drops her panties

Worse then your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your grand-pap a trap...

1:Your mom gay
2:Your dad lesbian
1:No u
2:Well your granny tranny
1:Your grand-pap a trap
2: But your auntie drops her panties
1:*ded*

by One chunky boi May 14, 2018

five minute panties

Five minute panties are basically lingerie and/or lace style undies that are worn for five minutes or less before sexual intercourse.

Friend: So how did it go last night?
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.

by Leopardqueen23 November 27, 2018

Peanut Butter Panic

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after you pull it out of a person's ass after anal sex.

Person 1: How was your first time doing anal?

Person 2: It was great, until I got the peanut butter panic.

by deltabeta April 4, 2021

Cold Brew Panic Poop

When you drink coffee to the point of pooping, but you’re caught up in another activity and need to rush to the shitter faster than a worm down a waterspout during a rainstorm.

I was on a coffee date with my crush who is consistently mean to me and I had to take a cold brew panic poop right in the middle of her ruining my life.

by Poopmoney6969 May 17, 2021