pakko

a person who drinks way way way too much
a person who does too many drugs

after consuming one or both, proceads to stumble, mess up everything, feel up any person close to them, do any moronic dumb thing they can and pass out.

after that they get drawn on, tea bagged, make up, whatever you want to do.

Overall its just an absolutely hillarious event where someone is too messed up and does stupid shit and you do shit to them.

ha thats a pakko
typical pakko
look at em pull a pakko

by stevan November 27, 2004

pakalavan

Hottest sun which shines brightly with pure passions and aspirations

Hey! Madhu.. You are similar like pakalavan

by Siya Dhillon October 9, 2018

Pakishop

If you really need something quick and with out a licence the Pali shop is the way to go pakishops usually means that’s it’s run by some paki slag for foreign assholes but u can go get some good cheap fags and cider for a tasting

Ma I’m gan to the pakishop need some fags

U not got a licence

Ma don’t need one
LnB blues please

by True_life_story September 11, 2020

The Pakistani Oil Drill

When a girl is doing a head stand and you are standing over her drilling her in the ass. The idea is to fuck her until shit (oil) starts shooting out like an oil drill.

It took me forever to clean up after the Pakistani Oil Drill

by The Guy From Miami January 5, 2010

Pakistan

A country where people think terrorism originated. They're probably right and, to be honest, I don't blame them. I mean, Pakistan gets a lot of bad press from the media because of a small group of people thinking that if they blow up a few buildings, they will go to heaven. Well, they're wrong. It does nothing but kill innocent people and makes the media brainwashes more people into thinking that Pakistan is the worst place on Earth. As a fourteen year old Muslim girl, I find it offending to read what people have written about Pakistan. But it's not their fault. It's the terrorists fault for giving Pakistan a bad name. But then, I also think that people are ignorant when they are asked to describe Pakistan. Yes, women are treated unfairly but they do not get raped and/or killed every eight minutes. If that did happen, don't you think the media would have written something about it by now? And yes, the political side of Pakistan is failing. Miserably. Sometimes I think I should go out there and run for President because the last few have been utterly useless. If I were President, I'd build more orphanages and more women's refuges because I've been to some of the poorest areas in Pakistan and what I saw, I'll never forget. There was this one boy who was in a thin pair Shalwar Kameez, on the side of the motorway because his parent's had kicked him out or they had died. It's not that parent's don't look after their children, it's because they can't afford to. Would any of us be able to have 10+ children and live on 50p a week? I don't think so. So it'd be nice to see people stop making ignorant comments about the condition of Pakistan and how the women and children are treated because, frankly, they deserve better than that, don't you think?

Person 1: I hate the Paki's

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: They blew up the Twin Towers

Person 2: You shouldn't hate them because of that. It wasn't their fault.

Person 1: Oh my God, are you a Paki lover now?

Person 2: No, I just think it wasn't the whole of Pakistan's fault for the bombing of the Twin Towers

Person 1: Errr! Paki Lover!

by Qudrat October 14, 2008

Pakey

extraordinary imitator

That Pakey can just mirror anything around him

by Brian Mcpake February 21, 2004

pakistlia

pakistan and australia

annie was talking about,pakistlia because they are going to have a war

by rehnaa April 13, 2007