Paying you to poop

Not taking one’s shit that day. No pun intended.

“You know what bruh, I’m not paying you to poop”

“What are you talking about? I’m not paying you to poop”

by Wilksonstilks December 19, 2021

National pay me day!!

National pay me day is held on the 13th of December, and is only useable by anyone born on this day. no one else. basically, if you were born on lucky number 13/12, your friends ABSOLUTELY MUST give you at least $1. they can give it to u any time, so if it is the day after or the day before your birthday on December 13th, they still ABSOLUTELY MUST pay you the money. so yes, that ABSOLUTELY MUST mean that all of Tay-Tay's friends will be down at least a dollar because they were forced to pay her. thank me later Taylor Swift :)

Person 1: omg its your birthday!!
person 2: yeah and u know what else it is!! hand it over!
Person 1: ugh fine, i totally forgot it was national pay me day!! today *hands over $10*

by i'm married to Shrek <3333 August 05, 2023

dequavious pork pay

Superior to "FreakBobs" Freakpay and certainly far better than mousepay, only the most luxurious form of payment.

"Do you all take Dequavious pork pay? Let me try - works every time"

by dequaviousporkpay July 09, 2024

Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.

John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."

by DaDefinition January 25, 2023

Vibe Pay

The number one way to receive and pay people. It’s super fast and super easy. If you haven’t already got Vibe Pay then your missing out

Have you got Vibe Pay yet?

by Shannon97 July 20, 2021

Pai slash

The strap of a bag or a seatbelt sitting between a woman's breasts. The word Pai comes from the Japanese word "oppai" meaning breasts.

Sometimes written as π/ or U/U

She pai slashed the seatbelt on and started driving

by Agnishom February 12, 2025

pays the bitch

(idiomatic) To provide enough money to cover basic necessities.
similar in usage to "puts food on the table"

"Hey, how is that job at McDonald's?"
You know, it pays the bitch."

by mayonnainse January 13, 2025