Les Pres

Short for lesbian president. (Also lez prez)

"Omg, I think Hillary is a lesbian"
"Seriously? If she wins election, she'll be our first les pres"

by uhmwotidk August 14, 2015

Pre-Hipstoric

Origin of the hipster movement.

A single or multiple person singularity, typically involving music, that has aided in a "cuffed bottom skinny jeans" attitude. As much a state of mind as a common noun.

"Dude, you think that's dank, you should hear what Belle & Sebastian lay down back in the day. That was pre-Hipstoric, no doubt."

by MrBrown.G December 16, 2016

pre-kidding

The action that comes before talking or dealing jokingly with; also known as pre-banter; pre-jest

I was pre-kidding Frank, I was preparing the joke and you just ruined it.

by Frank Quintero January 10, 2016

Pre-vagnician

One who possess the ability to predict the appearance of a woman's vagina by assessing her personality almost immediately upon meeting her.

"Within five minutes Jacob could tell us exactly what her pussy looked like. I think he must have pre-vagnician."

by UnicornButtSex January 28, 2016

Pre-Shower

The act of pleasuring ones self before a shower. A common act that has never really been given a term till now.

I can't wait to get home from work and pre-shower, shower, eat, and then go to bed.

by MF1212 August 7, 2017

Pre-squeeze

When you rub one out in the bathroom before you have sex thus making you last longer

Random dude thot 1: yo remember that girl I brought home last night?

Random dude thot 2: yeah.

Random dude thot 1: well I did a pre-squeeze and I lasted for like 20 minutes longer!!

Random dude thot 2: uuuhhh why you tellin me this you gey as hell.

by L.T. Ligma March 17, 2019

Pre-bound

When someone cheats on their significant other right before breaking up with them. Easing the transition into single life, and setting the stage for a rebound.

Molly was unhappy with her boyfriend Tommy for years. She slept with Johnny right before dumping Tommy. This helped bridge her gap (pun intended) into single life. she can now rebound off all of Johnny’s friends. “ hey John thanks for being her pre-bound, now I’m her rebound”.

by Windchaser June 21, 2018