poofteesy

a term which describes a young man

damn that poofteesy is looking fine

by BigBoyMinty August 19, 2017

Poontangle

A poontangle is a person who’s being a total bitch and has a stick shoved up there vagina so that they are uptight and bitchy

Shut the fuck up you poontangle

by Soggy May 3, 2018

Poontang

Slang for the female vaginal cavity.

“Damn, that bitches poontang is tight as all hell!”

by HughNormous February 18, 2018

ploptioks

Options that cause distress and panic. Heavily associated with decisions that cause a mid life crisis at age twenty, mental/nervous break downs, and such panicked texting you misspell the word “options”.

These are my only ploptioks. Please help!

I have too many ploptioks and not enough time!

by Itsyagurrl May 26, 2018

Poontang

That one word for sex that is better than all the others. Probably because it is just so fun to say.

"Hey man, you gonna get some POONTANG tonight"
"I sure fuckin' hope so"

by Poontang669 June 5, 2018

Poontang

Astronaut orange juice in instant powder form that can be mixed with water and make a tasty and refreshing drink. (according to Brett Kavanaugh)

Hey Squee, want to lift weights tonight and then get some poontang?

by schweddy balls October 3, 2018

poontang

grandma poon

my roommate is going to get some of that cougar poontang!

by bubbabub October 25, 2018