Pooner

An ftm transgender. It refers to his poon.

"That lil pooner just got a new binder and he's crying with happiness."

by mandelaeffectgoober January 28, 2022

Pooperazzi

The new name for the technician who performs your colonoscopy. The person who takes the pictures inside your asshole.....

Me: What are you going to the doctor for?

You: I am going to see the pooperazzi for a poopshoot....

by JasonCovich November 25, 2009

pooped a dragon

when after eating spicy foods, your shits burn your ass

"Yo Wally, where were you?"

"I Just finsihed my curry, then pooped a Dragon!!"

by DJTF2 April 1, 2009

pooped on

A toilet humor version of saying owned. Used often in video games, sports, or just beating someone at something.

Jim: "Almost got the game winning kill! Camping in Quarry was such a good idea!"
*Javelin Noob spams a javelin missle and kills him. Game ends.
Jim: "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!!!!???"
Random noob: "OH YEAH BABY!!! Pooped On!!!!"

by Remlap1223 April 20, 2010

pooped on

to pwn someone at something. when someting bad happens to them. usually being funny

Wow, i pooped on allan yesterday on Halo3

by Pozar January 11, 2008

Pooler

The practice of designing an artificial anus out of a toilet paper roll, a condom and a tube of Jiffy Lube, then using it for sexual satisfaction while being strangled by a dehydrated homo on a public transpo bus.

Also a term used to describe an individual who routinely uses rubber dongs to pleasure themselves in public places like universities, ambulances and night clubs.

The blond doorman was totally poolering himself under his sweater-vest while we were waiting in line!!

by 331113 March 3, 2011

pooperbate

While taking a shit, you look at porn on your ipod touch or iphone and jerk off

I went to pooperbate because i had to take a massive shit.

by jamal 123 February 24, 2009