self pleasurer

A self pleasurer is a human being who you hire for a going rate of 5 cents a minute. She/he/it will grab you penis/vagina and masturbate the specific genital for you.

"Oh that self pleasurer called Savraj was a charmer," Said Henry.

by Master Bates 1000 May 30, 2016

Nigga Please

What you say when you wouldn't be caught dead doing something.

Hey, we have two extra tickets to the Rutgers Indiana game. Do you wanna come?

Nigga Please!

by notfornothing14 October 27, 2016

Must[pleas]

Much less

I gotta work in the heat all day mustpleasgotta go home and mow the grass in it

by Rooster 23 August 7, 2018

Hold Please

Exactly how it sounds Hold Please!

Not just saying it on the phone.

In group setting with friends,

Talking to friends and somebody wants your attention and is rudly interrupting look at them and say Hold Please!
Works every time. I love saying when it fits the moment

by @poohbearlover224 September 29, 2018

Nerf pleasure

Nerf pleasure is when you put a toothpick in a Nerf dart then you shoot the Nerf dart in your anus

Hey do you want to do Nerf pleasure

by Lone the Crusader November 10, 2020

DICE Please

A phrase for when you experience bug or otherwise very annoying situation in a game. Usually used in a Battlefield game made by DICE, but can be used in other games for comedic effect. Popularised by the YouTuber JackFrags

"DICE please?!", after getting stuck on a very small rock that your character should just run over.

by Pro-PlanB May 6, 2023

business with pleasure

A girl who is capable of satisfying you while staying professional

Jan is such a business with pleasure!

by Catholicism February 29, 2016