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peter cheeks

The skin on each side of your pee hole.
Hey, you wanna see my peter cheeks!
by dahawaiian October 5, 2010
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Peter Pan

When doing a girl doggy style the penetrator puts his arms on his hips and continues thrusting as usual thus creating the Peter Pan persona. Once the position has been assumed, Peter Pan should start quoting lines from the movie such as "Just think of happy things, and your heart will fly on wings, forever, in Never Never Land!" or "All you need is thrust and a little bit of pixie dust!" or "If i were you, I'd surrender!".
Leslie told me that her boyfriend started yelling something about Never Never Land during sex last night. I think she got Peter Panned!
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peterast

pervert sex offender

a peterast is a sex offender, with a record, usually did six months in chino for exposing him self to an eight year old, when he moves to hollywood he will have to go door to door to tell everyone he is a peterast.
-whats a peterast walter?
-shut the fuck up donnie.
by Duderr July 23, 2008
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Sister Patterson

New York`s mother. She hates Flavor Flav and Chance and will take away anything thug-like from her daughter. See devil.
Sister Patterson looks like the devil in her red suit and when she laughs like a hyena.
by iHateEmos July 9, 2007
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Peter Shot

"A Petershot is the action of donkey punching a dude so hard his mouth ends up on top of his own dick resulting in a self-inflicted happy ending."
My boyfriend wanted a reach around, but I gave him a Peter Shot instead. He promptly folded right over into a self satisfying autoblow.
by doooosh April 13, 2010
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peter vu

by Crispes December 9, 2008
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Pettersen scale

A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.

1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide
"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"
by Stefanowicz January 15, 2008
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