pencil stiffy

A pencil eraser, named for being red and hard on the top of the pencil

Jake didn't like how the pencil stiffy would leave great black marks on the page when he tried to erase stuff.

by aussieboi42 March 21, 2025

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Get the pencil stiffymug.

Pencil Tattoo

When you accidentally stab yourself with a pencil so hard the graphite marking becomes permanent.

Fuck, I just gave myself a pencil tattoo.

by AGuyWhoMayExist April 2, 2024

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Get the Pencil Tattoomug.

pencil case

a thing that holds school supplies and hides snacks for you

get the pencil case brooo

by yammyjr1721 June 14, 2023

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Get the pencil casemug.

Pencil sharpener

Before you get a blow job your partner fills their mouth with cat litter then proceeds with giving you a blow job

Had to go to the hospital after getting a pencil sharpener

by Exit_69_BIGBEAVER October 6, 2022

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Get the Pencil sharpenermug.

Name famously given to former Teaneck, New Jersey town councilman Keith Kaplan by Teaneck Board of Education Vice President Victoria Fisher, as reported in The Jewish Standard (Who can say what at a meeting?, 12/7/23): "Relations between Mr. Kaplan and Ms. Fisher are frosty, to understate. The board of education’s vice president responded to a text Mr. Kaplan sent her with these words: 'Lose my number pencil dick."

'Lose my number pencil dick.'

by Carpenter Pencil January 26, 2024

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