Pennsylvanian Upside down Pencil Sharpener

The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers

I tried to do the Pennsylvanian Upside Down Pencil Sharpener

by Sax_killa54 January 22, 2023

pencil leperchauns

The little bastards that take your pencils when you're not looking. Also, just to mess with you they put the pencil back into your pocket a couple hours later just to fuck with you.

John: Have you seen my pencil?
Eric: No. Wasn't it just on the table? I think the pencil leperchauns got to it.
John: GOD DAMN IT!

by Nart Releehw September 27, 2011

crazy pencil lady

1. a gal who has a lot of dead pencils in her backpack
2. cherlene

she is one crazy pencil lady

by compositionbook333 September 05, 2018

pencil man

A subsequent man with a small penis

That kid is a pencil man

by daddykade September 09, 2021

Pencil holder

When u put the tip of ur pencil inside ur dick hole and it stays there

*does the pencil holder*

The dude in the library: HOLY FUCK CALL 911

by armed abortion February 15, 2022

Pencil Grinder

a sex position in which the female stands on her head while the male inserts his penis into her rectum then begins to "spin it like a top".

KT got put into the Pencil Grinder position!

Imagine a praying mantis making love to a butterfly.

by kiidtyphoon January 08, 2011

Pencil Tip

When you stick any kind of pencil up your asshole, jiggle it around, then flip off your bitch ass gf/bf

Marco did the pencil tip cause his girlfriend is a bitch, bitch

by ICreateWordsLol December 17, 2019