Table Dressing

Noun - A phrase used to describe a person who drops a large amount of crumbs on a table or surface and or the crumbs that were dropped.

When directed towards a person it is most commonly used as "Crumby-Mc-Table-Dressing"

Or

Thanks for the table dressing.

by Ryan1one January 10, 2011

table tongue

Table Tongue is when you lick a table until your tongue is covered in splinters

Guy 1: AH! Godammit!

Guy 2: Dude what happened?

Guy 1: I tried to do Table Tongue and it fucking hurts

Guy 2: Wow, you're a fucking dumbass

by SpasticMicrophone October 14, 2014

table shark

1: A pet dog or cat that stays near or under the table, kitchen sink, and or kitchen counter while food is being prepared or eaten in the hopes that some will fall and they can eat it.
2: A very skilled gambler with an aggressive play style

That guy at corner of table four is a table shark. They have been winning the majority of the matches they have entered regardless of who they are playing.

by Vanguard 1998 March 17, 2021

table saw

A combination of the terms table, meaning a horizontal plane on which to engage in coitus, and saw, being an acronym for "Short and Wide". The meaning is to engage in sexual intercourse with an obese midget, doing so on a table.

Woah dude, do you hear about Austin doing the table saw?

by GeneralDiabeetus February 12, 2016

table dick

Table dick is a severe physical disorder that causes your dick to look like a table only 1 out of 1,000,000,000 pepole have this disorder

dude did u know jerry has a table dick

by Fuck a twig April 08, 2017

Table faced

1. Being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Beating some one up to the point their face bleeds.

1. Man, I got so table faced last night I was doing the robot on the kitchen counter.

2. I STRAIGHT TABLE FACED THAT MOTHER FUCKER!

by theshakinbaccon December 23, 2009

kids table

a phrase that describes the maturity level of someone that is very childish

"your little cousin loaded up a stink bomb inside a nerf gun and shot it at his bus driver, fuck no more kids table with those big boy moves"

by kool-aids man October 03, 2016