by a-lex May 16, 2014
A type of relationship in which the main (or only) action you and your partner partake in is spooning.
Clyde and Cindy started a spoon-ationship at college, because all they wanted was the comfort of someone to spoon with.
by JoJoWahHeeHaw June 25, 2014
A time in the later years of a man's life when he is probably retired and is using his local wetherspoons as a second home.
A- Mate I'm so sick of this job - can't wait for the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!
by Web* October 28, 2018
An un-expected and often dangerous incident involving an aggressive spooning, which may result in physical and psychological trauma.
Did you hear about the savage spooning that Julien got from Veronique? He hasn't been able to walk properly in a week and doesn't appear to be able to construct sentences.
by jimmybumflaps November 12, 2019
by SZ ran out of chips December 12, 2018
by spoonertheweirdo March 12, 2004
Someone who is psychologically unbalanced and believes in facts which are illogical or ridiculous and are not believed by the mass majority of human beings, e.g. that they are a chicken, that during the night their body hair leaves it's respective follicle’s and goes out boozing or that gnomes steal their underwear.
by Ludovico_Drakko July 16, 2008