Pad

The thing that covers blood from going into pants or shorts when coming out of a vagina

I saw a dirty pad in the bathroom today

by Bhaddemon May 25, 2019

Iowa City Splash Pad

When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.

I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.

by PeterPancake December 6, 2023

Butter Pad

Butter pressed into a backwards turkey mold so when it is extracted it has taken on the form of an ungodly ugly but delectable animal.

Dude, hit me up with a butter pad for this naked roll!

by akray July 20, 2010

Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019

Ball Pad

The padded portion of bicycle shorts in the crouch region.

You can fold your own bike shorts. I don't want to risk touching the Ball Pad.

by Kap21 June 4, 2018

Scoot pad

You broke my phone screen scoot pad

Traveller word

By Alexander Stewart 😂

Some one makes you feel weak sauce ah ya wee scoot pad

by Scoot pad Stewart November 15, 2018

PADS

Post Anime Depression Syndrome, The feeling when your sad after finishing an anime.

Damn bro I just finished Angel Beats and I got some major PADS

by Mr.wiseguy November 16, 2020