What happens on your favorite internet forum or chat group right about 3pm in the afternoon. All the sudden you notice everyone is gone and you are all alone. Then you realize why. It's time for everyone to spend the last two hours of the workday actually producing something to justify their continued existence as an employee. Occurs for stay at home parents too, it's the point where they realize they better clean the house and throw in a load of close to justify their continued existence as a non-employee.
Adapted for the preteen and teen set: What happens around 10pm when all your friends had to get offline so their parents will think they are actually going to bed and to sleep, resolves in about an hour.
Adapted for the preteen and teen set: What happens around 10pm when all your friends had to get offline so their parents will think they are actually going to bed and to sleep, resolves in about an hour.
"Holy crap, there were 10 people here a second ago, where'd they all go? Oh, it's 3pm already. Man this day went by fast. I hate temporary online friendlessness. I guess I had better get some work done before I go home."
Jack: I know what you mean.
Angelica: I
Jack: What?
Jack: Where'd you go?
Jack: Oh, it's 10pm, I'm going to get something and be right back, come back when your parents think you are in bed.
Jack: I am not deterred by temporary online friendlessness.
Jack: I know what you mean.
Angelica: I
Jack: What?
Jack: Where'd you go?
Jack: Oh, it's 10pm, I'm going to get something and be right back, come back when your parents think you are in bed.
Jack: I am not deterred by temporary online friendlessness.
by Harmony08 December 8, 2010
Get the Temporary online friendlessness mug.A person who's identity revolves around the internet and it's culture. Typically uses pronouns "void/edge/bat", requires a flag and a title for every interest character trait that could possibly make them unique even if it is not in line and does not work with any human language. Will often be seen getting angry and offended over issues that do not effect them whatsoever, or faking mental illnesses such as tourettes and DID. They need intensive therapy and their phone taken away. If you tell them to get therapy, they will most likely call you "classist". They are generally a group of very toxic individuals that live for internet discourse, microlabels, and shaming anyone outside of their echo chambers. If you say anything less than neutral about their unrealistic and non-sensical ideas, they will just say "IM NEURODIVERGENT!!!!" and label you as ableist. They are never above the age of 16. You will not see these people in real life unless you attend an indie artist concert.
Alternatively: A person who uses TikTok as their main social media, and source of information. If you ask them for a source for anything they say, they will link you to a TikTok. They will also constantly speak in the form of tiktok comments.
Alternatively: A person who uses TikTok as their main social media, and source of information. If you ask them for a source for anything they say, they will link you to a TikTok. They will also constantly speak in the form of tiktok comments.
Person A: "OMG- I- NOT THE FLAG- I saw this flag for moongender and it's SO SLAY. I think I'm questioning again- I think I'm moongender and breadgender on top of froggender, catgender, batgender, demigirl, and I'm also a trans therian polyamorous demisexual panromantic demiboy. My pronouns are now bat/kit/pole/wheat/bread/yip/grimace-"
Person B: Just because you really like something, does not mean it needs to be classified as your gender or a pronoun. You know you can just have interests and preferred nicknames without making it your identity right?
Person A: YOU ARE BEING ABLEIST BECAUSE IM AUTISTIC! CODDLE ME! DIE STRAIGHT CISSY BIGOT!!! ITS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!!!
Person B: chronically online ass go outside
Person B: Just because you really like something, does not mean it needs to be classified as your gender or a pronoun. You know you can just have interests and preferred nicknames without making it your identity right?
Person A: YOU ARE BEING ABLEIST BECAUSE IM AUTISTIC! CODDLE ME! DIE STRAIGHT CISSY BIGOT!!! ITS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!!!
Person B: chronically online ass go outside
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v. The act of frustrating and ignoring players. Similar to being repeatedly raped by a Komodo Dragon.
v. The act of frustrating and ignoring players. Similar to being repeatedly raped by a Komodo Dragon.
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Get the era online mug.GTA Online Character is a character you play as in GTA Online. You chose how it looks yet still you will probably spend like 10 minutes to make your character actually look somehow normal.
GTA Online's Character's personality is depending on which kind of player you are:If you are a sweaty tryharding asshole then the character will look like shit and very weird.
A normal player's gta online character will probably look normal like u know the kind of normal.
GTA Online's Character's personality is depending on which kind of player you are:If you are a sweaty tryharding asshole then the character will look like shit and very weird.
A normal player's gta online character will probably look normal like u know the kind of normal.
Me:Yo look at my GTA Online Character do you like how he looks?
Friend:Man ur GTA Online Character looks like a typical tryhard i do not like it.
Friend:Man ur GTA Online Character looks like a typical tryhard i do not like it.
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Get the GTA Online Character mug.These people tend to spend way too much time on tiktok, twitter, or tumblr, and create a whole personality only based on things they see online. They have no real interests and often fake mental illnesses to seem “relatable” or “different.” Some of these people often are also performative activists and participate in activism only because it is seen as “currently trending.” Some of these people also get angry if you don’t put trigger warning for unnecessary things such as: numbers, pronouns, MEN(wtf), white people(also wtf), and other thing you would encounter in a normal day outside of your house. A large majority of these people also go by just made up neopronouns that are so embarrassing that it’s making fun of the trans community at this point. (🖤/🖤self; 🌸/🌸self; bunny/bunnyself) There are so many other things wrong with these people and this is just a few, but I am SO SORRY FOR YOU if you’ve ever had to deal with anyone like this.
p1: Did you hear p3? They just yelled at me for not using a trigger warning for numbers.
p2: No way. I can’t believe those people exist outside of social media.
p1: I know. They’re definitely chronically online.
p2: No way. I can’t believe those people exist outside of social media.
p1: I know. They’re definitely chronically online.
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