The standing reading

When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste

Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”

by Carne asodomy June 13, 2023

Karen Read

When you get framed by the local police.

Did you hear what the local police did? They falsely Karen Readed an innocent person to cover up their crime!

by elsaabka May 24, 2024

Sight reading

When a band performs a piece of music they've seen for the first time and have to listen to each other and adjust on the spot, typically in front of a judge or some form of evaluation.

"Ms. Smith signed a sight reading along with scale test."

by om51406 June 17, 2025

charlotte reade

hottest person alive! party’s so hard and can get any guy she wants! fashion is her forte but she is also intelligent socially and economically! if you want a friend she is your gal!

this party isn’t fun! where is charlotte reade?!

by crumbl May 18, 2021

The Dom Read

When a gay kid calls out a arrogant kid for being scum in the card game called mafia.

I have the Dom read.

You do?

Yeah kill him!

by mafioso234 February 18, 2010

Beach Read

A literary novel that is deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach read takes the pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.

The Beach Read is the perfect novel to accompany one during the holiday to the beach.

by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022

kayleigh read

A living breathing wax museum...pores are actually makeup foundation. Booty and Boobs are really🎈

I think I want to buy some more makeup.
You mean some Kayleigh Read?

by D_conatser27 May 18, 2016