DO NOT BLOCK

Somthing you see on emergency exit doors or on signs on the road.

Emergency Exit Sign: Emergency Exit "DO NOT BLOCK"

by schizo_valdik October 3, 2019

Not me, was Maria.

Not me, was Maria used when you’re best friend negates a sense of pleasure from sending you obscenities of which you send onto your peers whom are horrified and reprimand you, but in your defence, you retort -Not me, was Maria. Whereby your innocence is restored and equilibrium regained as of course it wasn’t me, but Maria.

Friend “What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”

Friend: eyes intent on screen and face drops in horror watching the gigantic penis sway back and forth in rocking motion, shocked, marika replies what the hell Clare? To which I say, it’s not me, was Maria.

by Clarabella May 6, 2020

HE NOT BEATIN GOKU

NOBODY BEATING GOKU

me watching a show about lesbians gambling my little brother : "HE NOT BEATIN GOKU"

by Kobe James Jordan October 14, 2020

Do not attempt to board the helicopter

an arabic man screaming about how attempting to board the helicopter will actually lead to the bombing of africa

"A medical helicopter will be extracting injured person, do not attempt to board the helicopter For your own safety,keep the area surrounding the medical tent clear for authorized personnel and those in need of medical attention. Keep passport with you at all times, if a border agent asks for your papers,be prepared to provide them. Parents... hold passport for children Clear the area,move behind the barricade as quickly as possible If you need medical attention... inform one of the border agents."

by dxcfgjkopl];[lkjhcvl;' March 3, 2021

Not In The Mills

When someone isn’t in the mood.

“Ugh! Leave me alone. I’m not in the mills.”

by Lmaoooooio July 15, 2021

Not So Slim Jim

Used to describe a fatass.

Guy #1: Hey what’s up Not So Slim Jim?

Guy 2: Dude, I told you not to call me that. You know I’m self-conscious about my weight.

by Trash Bees April 16, 2022

it's not that kind of party

When someone does something inappropriate or too extreme for that exact time or place.

person 1:"My fly is undone"...
person 2:"it's not that kind of party!"

by kipsix October 19, 2010