I'm really horny and not wearing any panties... oh sorry, gotta go home. thanks for dinner. (noodle tickeler)
by B1tchchic January 23, 2008

Some very naughty shenanigans. A silly little secret perhaps. Maybe even a mischievous birthday wish. Poking in on your little friend. An inside joke with yourself that gives a little chuckle
by The noodlerrr January 19, 2022

The extra skin at the end of one's penis that can hold an assortment of things in it, one such thing being cottage cheese or sour cream...mmmm yum. One of the many perks of being uncut.
Be sure to pullback the extra noodle when you pee or when you're in the shower so you can clean the whole noodle! :)
by nadnerByorluM@ April 25, 2020

A small yellow birb who is always angry and likes to eat people's toes at 3am
Be careful, as when you say it's name 3 times in a row, nothing will happen. But when you go to sleep it will haunt you.
Be careful, as when you say it's name 3 times in a row, nothing will happen. But when you go to sleep it will haunt you.
Person 1: hey dude what is a mangi noodle
Person 2: don't say its name!!!!
Person 1: it's probably a myth-
*gets eaten by mangi noodle*
Person2: HOLY SH-
Person 2: don't say its name!!!!
Person 1: it's probably a myth-
*gets eaten by mangi noodle*
Person2: HOLY SH-
by I need shawarma September 28, 2023

A ferret
by Simple rick December 20, 2020

"My husband is a speedy noodle. Last night he lasted 4 minutes, our new record. Last time our highest was 2 minutes."
by mortymer May 29, 2018

by Xia McSwivelFist August 6, 2015
