STFU NOOB

A term used by experienced gamers to tell the noobs to stop whining about being killed or losing.

(In a CoD4 game, the marines win with pure skill)
OpFor: The marines are a bunch of hacking noobs
Marines: STFU NOOB!

by VMP94 May 24, 2010

Noob question

A question about something that is well-known for everyone or about something that is very simple.

noob: how to post something on a forum??????????///
somebody: fffffffffffff noob question...

by Zupoman August 24, 2012

get noobed on

A saying that is referred to someone doing really bad at something, or is new to something.

WOW LOL, your such a noob..... GET NOOBED ON!!

by oooohboujjjj April 30, 2019

Noob Tubed

Particularly used in the Video Game 'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2'. Where a player uses the Grenade Launcher attachment for their weapon to kill just 1 enemy player, rather than a group of enemies.

Player 1: I just got noob tubed!
Player 2: I hate people who noob tube...

by SquashedBanana October 26, 2010

noob error

Useful phrase for when someone succumbs to a very stupid mistake, instantly granting them the status of a noob

Also commonly used with the adjective frikken to make clear the overall extent of how noobish the error was.

Person #1 - "My car won't start"
Person #2 - "That's because your auto transmission is in drive. What a frikken noob error!"

by =JK= April 4, 2010

Semi Noob

Knows a little, not a lot, because it's all still a little new.

Yeah...Yeah i know... well erm sort of...just show me again. I am a semi noob you see.

by A Semi Noob October 22, 2011

noob tube

The M203 rifle mounted grenade launcher used by newcomers to the videogame Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, specifically its online multiplayer. while requiring no skill or effort, this weapon also barely hurts the user while completely obliterating any who get in its path. This is seen as a cheap weapon only acceptable for use by the worst of players at this particular game.

"Wow he is like a level fifty five and he still uses that cheap-ass noob tube!"

by Michael Snider aka XxGODAPOLLOxX April 15, 2008