Noda

A noda is when a person shits in another person's mouth, while that person shits as well. The overall appearance is that there is one giant shit running through the person's entire body. When the shit is liquidy, it is to be considered a 'Jacob Noda'

Because this act is so hard to accomplish, there has been very few sitings to view as an example.

by Bryan O'Brien December 22, 2004

Node

A loser, dork. Can be used as a friendly insult.

You are such a node, Bob.

by Da Node May 13, 2005

Nodge

Can mean head or hair, usually preceeded with the colour "red" to create the phrase, "red nodge".

SHUT IT!! Red nodge!

by king_kenny October 29, 2005

Nodder

Someone who mastruabtes with condoms on.

Even though nodders are weird, at least they’re being responsible for when they do the real thing.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Nodar

The lack of any environmental or personal intuition certain individuals illustrate or descriptive of the individuals themselves. Examples would include the failure to recognise the needs of others, phone zombies who don't look where they're going, those on the Autistic Spectrum*, self obsessed narcissistic types, those who invade personal space, those who believe shouting makes them right, those with a false sense of entitlement, being oblivious.

*only those on the Autistic Spectrum or with other social inhibitions and recognised disorders have a valid reason to display these behaviours.

Did you see that? The girl on her phone who just walked out into the road? The bus had to swerve. What a fucking nodar.

I'm on crutches, they can see that right? Why are they still walking right at me, side by side, chatting to each other, taking up the path. She's going to walk right into me. Must be operating on her nodar. What an inconsiderate dick.

by URBANE November 16, 2018

Nodiz

A man who is both muscular, kind and a musical genius.

OMG, he's a combination of Roseanne Barr and Fred Durst - a real nodiz!

by Peter of the North July 28, 2003

nodder

Yet another term for a blow job.

I had a wicked nodder last night!

by Paul Ramsden July 26, 2006