We were MESSED UPPP

Internet slang stating a group of people had a fun LEGAL time

Dude last night we were MESSED UPPPPP

by Sweetypotatoe January 29, 2025

Sanyasi mess

A world class mess....benchod....gaand maralo

Sanyasi mess put in Everyday sambhar , dal, roti, chawal...neither tempting not advisable

by Hunger_hope November 24, 2021

Glory Mess

When you time your ejaculation perfectly in time with your diarrhoea so that there’s liquid coming out both ends. The glory mess

HOLY FUCK, WHO MADE THIS GLORY MESS ON MY BED?

by Yes, I tried it June 19, 2023

don't ness this mess

A nicer way to say "I don't need this shit." In this context, ness is short for necessary.

I missed the bus and my Uber is stuck in traffic. I'm going to be late and I really don't ness this mess.

by oshibka November 29, 2025

Cleaning up my mess

That is not what you're doing. People were pissed about the thing I said. They came to the wrong person. They got the wrong guy. YOU completely fabricated an explanation to placate the mob. But you're not the Hym interpreter. They thought YOU were ME under one of my previous names. You just want people to not be mad so you made up an explanation to make yourself the hero and me the villain and the. I WAS RIGHT about the weaponized schizophrenia and the school shootings started. From explicitly that. You aren't involved. You're not an authority on the matter.

Hym "So if you're 'cleaning up my mess' your also stealing my jewelry on my way out the door. You don't know me. You didn't know what I was doing and you lying and making shit up to make people less mad, got those fucking kids murdered. If the FBI had known about the weaponized schizophrenia surveillance farms that started after you lied and tried to ban off it, they would have been able to do something. You're not a part of this. If the people I wanted to be a part of it had got involved INSTEAD OF YOU, instead of listening to you. There would be more kids alive. You're not anything here and your trying to make me that so you don't have to be that anymore. You were going nowhere in life. You fucked this up for me and everyone else."

by Hym Iam December 10, 2025

Construction Mess

It's a mess that's blamed on the construction workers but someone else may have had something to do with it...

Person 1: why is there a big pile of shit on the carpet?

Person 2: Oh it's just a Construction Mess. The workers did it (and definitely not me haha).

by Braden Fortson December 13, 2025

Sexy Toilet Mess

When you and your partner are both on the toilet together and want to have sex. You both do it together on the toilet. And you make a big mess after it’s all over. There is stuff everywhere on the walls, floor ,and curling of the bathroom.

Jack and Kelly had a sexy toilet mess together after they both came home from work.

by Funnypants78 July 9, 2024