H.I.V. negative

something so seriously negative that it is H.I.V. negative

guy 1: there is no way you are gonna make a million dollars off this scam
guy 2: dude, don't be so H.I.V. negative

by b whit March 13, 2008

microsoft negative

Uninfected by life-energy consuming software created by the Microsoft coporation.

Okay, can we please share documents in a real file format? Some of us are microsoft negative.

by neilanalien August 18, 2008

Pretty Neat

When something is less then good but not actually bad.

Shinedown is pretty neat for a rock band.

by TheBullMaster April 8, 2022

neatotastic

neat enough to be tastic. fan even. fucking fantastic neat pwnage. neatotastic.

Fuckin A!!! That guys ass is neatotastic!!!!!!

by Wallin October 15, 2002

Negative Hoss

1. n. In the sport of Hoss-Toss, when a player bounces a Hosser into the underside opening of the Hoss Stand, it is a Negative Hoss and it is worth minus one Hoss.

I keep throwing Negative Hosses!!

by Rockmjd23 November 18, 2003

neato kabeeto

(Neet-OH-Kuh-BEAT-OH!)
Neato kabeeto is used to describe something that is more than meets the eyes.
Or in other words something that is pretty much amazing.

Well gee willukers that trick was neato kabeeto.

by Nicholas David Karaberis December 22, 2008

Neat one

Commonly used by people with a background in psychology, the term "taking a neat one" refers to the act of downing a shot of substance (typically a shot of semen) without any other substance that could potentially impede the solution.

Connor: I had two shots last night.
Amy: Neat ones or no?
Connor: Neat. Always neat.
Amy: I don't blame you - can't have anything obstructing the fluid.

by Elimo Flava November 18, 2014