Alden's Number

The number's origin is of the theory dabbling in temporally dilated thermo-dynamics which causes humans to lie. The number cannot be revealed and if one wants to find it, they must look a little harder than UrbanDictionary.

Commenter 1: I can't find Alden's Number anywhere!
Commenter 2: I guess you just haven't watched the right video
Nice Commenter 3: Alden's Number is mentioned at 6:56, on the video called 'Are Black People Genetically Inferior? CRAZY debate w/ 15 y/o Race Realist' on the channel named Vaush
Commenter 1: You cheeky b*stard, I still don't know what the actual number is :(

Alden's Number by MangoMuncher912 February 22, 2021

we gotta number 1 victory royale 

Yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out tomato town
My friends just go down
I’ve revived him now we’re heading south bound
Now we’re in the pleasant park streets
Look at the map go to the mark sheets

Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today
You can take me to moist mire but not loot lake
I would really love to, chug with you
We can be pro fortnite gamers

we gotta number 1 victory royale yay i hate my life

we gotta number 1 victory royale by Chug jug kid March 23, 2021

Atomic number 

The number of protons in an atom's nucleus, which define most of the atom's properties, including what element it is.

The lightest element is hydrogen, which has an atomic number of one.

Atomic number by kittens Σ:3 July 6, 2014

we are number one 

The literal greatest meme to be created. Variations and edits of the video include "We are number one but every time they say one another episode is layered on"

Guy 1: "Want to hear a meme?"

Guy 2: "Sure."

(we are number one starts)
Guy 1: "WE ARE NUMBER -cuts-"

*New Episode goes on*

we are number one by QuinnMcChief January 18, 2017

the number of the beast 

1- 666, the devil's number
2- a pretty damn good song by Iron Maiden

Anywhere you see "666" it is an omen of the devil. It is considered "The Number of the Beast"

the number of the beast by Markdashark1212 May 10, 2007

Mambo Number 5 

Behavior in which one juggles many girls seeming at one time, but really in quick succession.

If you don't watch it, your Mambo Number 5 life may come down like a house of cards.

Mambo Number 5 by Luddz May 7, 2015

Age is just a number

Luigi: Mario, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t have sex with her!
Mario: Oh yeah, why not?
Luigi: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!
Mario: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Luigi!
Luigi: Oh you know what else is a number?
Mario: What?
Luigi: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!

Mario said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for being a sex offender.

Age is just a number by ESBirdnerd January 3, 2021