your mom

a good comeback people use when they got nothin better to say

-what the hell did you just do?! ''your mom''

-i got and A on the test, what did you get? "your mom".

by beachbum303 November 27, 2010

your mine

when you like someone so much you dont want other people to look at them or like them

me: your mine
you: i know :)

by jiggaKnee April 10, 2022

Your Mom

a fucking way overused "joke" for 8-12 year olds in elementary and middle school/junior high.

Joe: "What did you do yesterday?"
Bill: "Your Mom!"

Josh: "Whats up?"
Jimmy: "Your Mom!"

Bob: "Who are you?"
Fred: "Your Mom!"

by TheDankMaster69 June 2, 2017

your mind

empty

Girlfriend: Hmm, I wonder what he is thinking about
Your mind: *no thoughts, head empty, only nintendo music*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

Your Vajesty

a title of respect used when addressing a Monarch of the very highest rank, particularly a queen or empress

Pardon me Your Vajesty, but do I make you randy?

by not_my_cup_of_vajoe March 14, 2009

your welk

Just because you think it is too damn exhausting to say a full your welcome, you replace it with a shortened: your welk.

Anyone: Hey George, thanks for helping me out back there.
George:Oh, your welk. No prob.

by cyborgtm October 24, 2009

your mom

can also be used as a witty commentary on a previously provided statement

Example 1:
Person1: silence is golden
Person2: If silence is golden, then me and your mom didn't win a medal last night
Random Person: OOOHHHHHHH

Example2:
Person1: A good person like you is hard to find, everyone else is a dime a dozen
Person2: Your mom is a dime a dozen
Random Person: HAHAHA OHHHHHH your mom. dude he was making fun of your mom. lets go smoke up

by Roscoed your mom June 23, 2004