Middle eastern mess

the entire country of the middle Mediterraneans redistricted by Hitler in the 40s under different names.

'nobody cares about that middle eastern mess'

Like Beyonce said 'get out of here with that illuminati mess'

by anonymous August 10, 2025

the mess

when someone is the problem in their own life.

disastrous, chaotic, possessed, insane and self destructive individual

can be used on it's own in exclamation or as an adjective.

"i texted my ex"
"girl you are the mess"

"i tboned a cop car"
"the mess"

by HYGRATIA December 17, 2022

mess of crabs

a whole shit load of crotch critters

Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs

by red kong July 6, 2014

No Mess

The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the ghost poop or phantom shit for the holy grail of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.

'Dude, I just took a shit the size of a house and.... NO MESS!... NO MESS!... WOO!'

by renstar July 19, 2015

Mess

When something is cringe, that is your friend or a NSFW video on YouTube that has some Contant farms in it and it will make you say mess, mess is the slang word for what is life, should this YouTuber have a life?, or just downright stupid and probably shit

Bro is a mess

by Nolan thatch April 28, 2025

jumbled mess

Usually used in reference to the lore present in the video game series, "Metal Gear Solid."

Fool: "Hey could you try to explain to me the story behind MGS?"
Smart Individual: "Hell no! I myself, get lost in that jumbled mess."

by FlamexTheCat July 9, 2018

Sanyasi mess

A world class mess....benchod....gaand maralo

Sanyasi mess put in Everyday sambhar , dal, roti, chawal...neither tempting not advisable

by Hunger_hope November 24, 2021