Girthy Murphy

A sexy black bald middle aged man with a polo, cargo shorts a cane and a bowlers hat named Murphy with a overly wide sized penis that sleeps over at girls party’s or hangs around kindergartens

Geez did u guys see that Girthy Murphy yesterday tuning those fit kinde kids I hear he has the fattest pp around

by Jetty_rat February 29, 2020

Murphy

sexy,hot,hunk

Wow that Murphy guy is so hot

by Murphyyyyyy October 1, 2021

murphy

murphy is another doge meme but with another more realistic dog it is not so widespread as doge tho

bro I laughed so much with that meme with murphy that i shit my pants

by madara_uchiha January 22, 2021

Murphy's grace

when something that should go wrong does not go wrong

literally the opposite of Murphy's law

it was by murphy's grace that our whole family didn't perish in that midnight fire while we were all asleep

I fell off a mountain but was saved by murphy's grace

by pepsipanda December 3, 2018

Luke Quinn Murphy

Big gamer boy who would fuck Michael jordan for 1 pair of Jordan's.

Look at that fat ass Luke Quinn Murphy over there

by Big thicc boy November 20, 2019

Murphy

The art of placing the penis through ones own legs to urinate backwards.

Lady Next Door: No im not okay. Your friend just took a poo on my lawn.

Me: it wasnt a poo. It was a murphy.

by Togs BabyB November 14, 2017

Conor murphy

A disgusting, sub-human being of caucasian (white) ethnicity that thinks and acts as though they are of black ethnicity, also will act thuggish. and acts tough to try in an attempt to boost their social status. Many times they have a personality complex and dress and act in this manner in order to cover up their problem.

Hey Jacklyn Reilly look at Conor Murphy the sub-human being

by SamanthaWalsh2003 October 28, 2022