Moaning Mallard

When two people climb into a fuck blind and have sex with mallard calls in their mouth.

I was duck hunting and heard someone doing a Moaning Mallard, sounded like two mallards just going at it

by DirtyDirtyDan March 26, 2023

Dirty Mella

When your boyfriend is getting into that anal and you decide to take a shit mid smash but force your boyfriend to keep going.

I gave my boyfriend a Dirty Mella in bed last night

by Thunder_Zach July 5, 2023

Grace Millar

Where does she get off acting so mean? She looks like a circle. She’s weird, her insults are stupid, repetitive, and immature. Does not have the looks to back up her attitude and massive ego. Also very gross. Thinks she’s better than everyone, when she’s always the biggest and ugliest girl in the room. Well, unless Morelia Lee is in the room. She looks like she belongs in one of those fat kid camps that parents send their fat kids to over the summer so they can lose weight and get their life together. Which actually, is what Grace Millar needs.

Parents: “Grace Millar, we are sending you to a fat kids camp this summer.”
Daughter: “can I at least bully the other kids there like I do at school?”
Parents: “no, you’re gonna be the biggest one there, so you will have no means or looks to back up your attitude, just like at school.”

by ccanonymous October 25, 2024

Silly goose with a mallards head

A funny lookin goober

Hey look that girl is a silly goose with a mallards head

by Oohh darling January 7, 2021

William John Mallabone

Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.

Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.

by CertiChadFinder101 November 24, 2021