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mustache bros

When two males grow mustaches at the same time and keep them trimmed in the same fashion.
Jimmy wanted to be mustache bros with Tim, but Tim rejected the idea and shaved his mustache off.
by mrscolonelsanders December 15, 2017
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Mustache High Five

excuse for male kissing another male without being outright gay
Boof wouldn't stop mustache high five - ing me last night, i think i may have contracted something
by SNDSKY October 23, 2018
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Mustache

Slang term for the woman who is married or dating a man that is actually homosexual.
Ryan Seacrest's new mustache is Berit Heitmann. He just dumped a Victoria Secret model.
by bush3102 June 30, 2020
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Mustache Mike

A badass security guard who has a badass nickname. This nickname has no other connotations other than BADASS...AND BALD!!!
Mustache Mike is out on patrol, I hope nobody gets in his way.
by Dan the man1986 November 24, 2020
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Mustache

Booger wiper, mainly according to women.
"Shave your mustache, Jake!"
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Mustache Key

Bro, you’re Stache is coming in strong. Take it to greatness with the Mustache Key!
by Mr. Mustachekey May 11, 2021
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Mustache_deku

Mustache_deku is an amazing hilarious fucking account on TikTok. Their account brings me smiles every time. Even tho they have an obsession with Deku
by Rorobertz June 1, 2021
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