The Mother of all omelettes

when a senator makes an omelette

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE JACK. CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG

by Bulldozer Gaming March 25, 2022

Mother of pearl

A useful tool to have around when you really need to curse and can't.

If you cannot relate to this now, you will by the time you have children.

For instance, "Shit mother fucker fuck shit" , can be easily translated to, "Mother of pearl".

by AislynnE. May 13, 2006

Bates Motel

Any Motel you die in.

"I talked to him from his room last night, and he was fine."

"Incredible. He checked in but didn't check out"

"Must have been the Bates Motel," man.

by berkboy August 26, 2012

mothers against hard rock

A partiticularly upity group of yuppie cunts who wish to inform you you have poor taste in music.

"THAT music is baaaadd for your braaain" - mothers against hard rock

by Low Key September 13, 2006

[your mothers an astronaut]

'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.

Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."

~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"

by pablo mastroeni December 20, 2008

Motomami

a motomami is a bald, tough girl that can also be really sensitive and have issues. A motomami is always a badass, she knows what she wants

I'm feeling so motomami

by Valeriana April 4, 2022

Motorbating

The act of masturbating while in a car.

Motorbating helps Sandy stay awake when she needs to drive along on long trips.

by Kate Charlton October 3, 2008