An urban slickster who is metrosexual by a grooming appearance standard, yet dresses in a toned down, vintage style.
Kyle always sported that retro-metro look that made you think he didn't try, but the ladies certainly didn't think so.
by Gianni Stecchino August 21, 2005
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by calicarol December 7, 2003
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The metropolitan region including Washington, D.C., Baltimore and those cities' suburban counties in Maryland, Virginia, and West Virginia. With over 8 million inhabitants, this area is one of the most populous in the United States.
Upon the foundation of Washington, D.C. as the capital of the newly formed United States, the city was built upon a swamp so as to keep the size of the city relatievly small as compared to larger business centers such as Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. This of course, led to the realization that Metroplex summers would be characterized by "swamp-ass" conditions of perpetual 100% humidity. Some would call these conditions "unbearable" and "ridiculous."
Metroplex is also characterized by some of the nation's highest crime rates (which some contend is due to the high proportion of low-income African American families in Baltimore and Washington, D.C.). However, the more accurate assesment of the reasoning behind the high crime rates in those cities is the ineffectiveness of the Metroplex Police forces (especially airport rent-a-cops at BWI) to do their jobs.
Metroplex is a place unlike any other. As the political hub of the world's most powerful nation, Washington, D.C. is often described as the "slowest moving place in America" while residents of Baltimore will ask a non-Metroplex resident, "why b-less when you can b-more, hon?" Diversity abound, Metroplex is most definitely a gem among great American metropolitan areas. Just remember to bring a bottle of mace and one of those water-spraying fan things.
Upon the foundation of Washington, D.C. as the capital of the newly formed United States, the city was built upon a swamp so as to keep the size of the city relatievly small as compared to larger business centers such as Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. This of course, led to the realization that Metroplex summers would be characterized by "swamp-ass" conditions of perpetual 100% humidity. Some would call these conditions "unbearable" and "ridiculous."
Metroplex is also characterized by some of the nation's highest crime rates (which some contend is due to the high proportion of low-income African American families in Baltimore and Washington, D.C.). However, the more accurate assesment of the reasoning behind the high crime rates in those cities is the ineffectiveness of the Metroplex Police forces (especially airport rent-a-cops at BWI) to do their jobs.
Metroplex is a place unlike any other. As the political hub of the world's most powerful nation, Washington, D.C. is often described as the "slowest moving place in America" while residents of Baltimore will ask a non-Metroplex resident, "why b-less when you can b-more, hon?" Diversity abound, Metroplex is most definitely a gem among great American metropolitan areas. Just remember to bring a bottle of mace and one of those water-spraying fan things.
Black dude: "Back da fuck up."
White girl: "You could ask politely, you know."
Black dude: "Did you not hear me? I said back da fuck up. I am a metroplex nig."
White girl: "You could ask politely, you know."
Black dude: "Did you not hear me? I said back da fuck up. I am a metroplex nig."
by metroplexresident September 22, 2008
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Get the bi-metro mug.(n) The act of vomiting on another person's ass and then proceeding to violate said person anally, essentially stirring the vomit with your penis (a dildo is an acceptable substitute in the case of lesbians).
by DoubleA November 11, 2008
Get the metropolitan mug.To be hit or hit someone extremely hard or to loose a game horribly. When something bad happens but doesnt lead to death.
Man the Cavaliers got metropolized by the Spurs this finals. It was a sweep 4-0.
Dude John got freakin metropolized by Carlos yesterday. Carlos hit him once and he was out.
Dude John got freakin metropolized by Carlos yesterday. Carlos hit him once and he was out.
by SlickRob July 11, 2007
Get the metropolized mug.It is used to refer to places, goods or services commonly endorsed or frequented by metrosexual people. It is used to indicate that some thing or some place has a metrosexual appeal. Metroactive can refer to locations such as bars, clubs, SPAs, gyms, stores and alike or other goods and services such as radio stations, movies, cars, colors, etc.
That is a metroactive location. The XXX mall is metroactive. That restaurant is metroactive. Did you see XXXX movie? it was borderline metroactive. That is a metroactive recipe. I like that tie, it is very metroactive.
by Hector Vilanova October 11, 2005
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