That's messed

When something is so messed up but in a funny way

"YO! I was just cheating on my math test but then Mr. Smith caught me so I gave him the nastiest upper cut to the jaw, elbowed him, and then threw him down the hallway"
"That's messed"

by ashywashyrashy000 May 19, 2022

Near mess

Relocating your pet to the floor just in time to avoid a barf-on-the-bed situation

She awakened from her dream just in time to nudge Fifi onto the floor and achieve a near mess.

by TinyCatNavy February 05, 2022

sissy mess

When you get into a conflict with a homosexual male because he was being condescending, rude, or otherwise obnoxious or insulting.

That clerk at the DMV was starting some sissy mess with me.

by unlearn777 April 01, 2017

chocolate mess

A very dirty mess, like a child covered in chocolate. Term coined by Kristen Wood.

The kid was a chocolate mess when he came in from playing in the rain.

by xmarksthewrong September 27, 2015

pleasure mess

Liquid discharge from pleasurable times. Can be male or female or both.

I left my pleasure mess on my old pair of underpants.

by The BitchDegarde November 20, 2020

chicken mess

some one who is a complete mess. has no class or style and everything about them is completely off.

aisha jae was a chicken mess when she went to prom with all that make up.

by koolazzavery October 13, 2008

I messed up

How most celebrities start an apology when they do something that even Satan wouldn't attempt

Dream apologizes for being a pedo
Dream: I messed up

by Ricesalmoella March 10, 2024