When a total loser and fuck up does something well beyond his capability or natural talents. Usually a once in a lifetime feat that cannot be repeated or explained through science.
Bruce: "It's like when a scumbag geezer in a hoop-d gets away from a mustache sporting pig in a brand new cruiser, Thats clown magic."
Bruce: "Lets say TQ (Tall Queer) actually gets a girl. And lets say she has sex with him. Thats clown magic."
Bruce: "Lets say TQ (Tall Queer) actually gets a girl. And lets say she has sex with him. Thats clown magic."
by reaperpunk666 January 11, 2009
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A woman was using a Magic Dildo and forgot how to get it to stop fucking her. So she decided to go to the porn shop she got it from. On the way she had an orgasm due to the Magic Dildo and she nearly swerved off the road entirely. A Police Officer pulled her over and he asked her "How much have you had to drink?" And she said I haven't had anything to drink. This Magic Dildo is fucking me and I forgot how to make it stop. So the Police Officer said Magic Dildo my ass..... well you get the picture of what happend next.
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An online store that sells magic tricks. It's a great store. However, the users of the Penguin Magic forums are spoiled ignorant assholes.
Penguin Magic is a great store, however it's fourms are filled with a bunch of spoiled teenaged assholes.
by FuckPenguinmagic! August 23, 2007
Get the Penguin Magic mug.a term used by psychedelic chemist alexander shulgin to describe the six actively psychedelic phenethylamines he felt had the most profound and significant effects. these include "2C-B", "2C-T-7", "2C-T-2", "Mescaline", and "DOM" ("STP"). many people think that "MDMA" and "MDA" are part of this group, but nah dude.
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Get the Cock Magician mug.Low quality porn created in a basement disguised as a dungeon, using cheap costumes (i.e. witches' hats, wizard capes, and magic wands). To be avoided at all costs except to laugh at
1. "I just watched some Magic Porn and man is my wand tired"
2. Magic porn-the first time the porn industry badly attempts to recreate the magic of harry potter
2. Magic porn-the first time the porn industry badly attempts to recreate the magic of harry potter
by Jen and Kim August 6, 2004
Get the magic porn mug.Magic is the one thing that nobody can understand- many try to attempt it but yet however convincing an act may be, it's an act none the less. Love is the closest thing anyone has ever discovered to be in any way like magic. Some say that magic is the feeling of happiness we feel inside. Some say it does not exist at all. But others, very very rare others such as myself, know that if we search hard enough and never give up magic will never dessert us- here is the deepest secret nobody knows:
We are magic. The magic is within us. It never leaves. And when we need it the most- search within yourself and you'll find the answer.
We are magic. The magic is within us. It never leaves. And when we need it the most- search within yourself and you'll find the answer.
There isn't one.... magic is unexplainable.
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