Matraxian

a fucking chad better than your stupid simpin ass, hes better than you at everything go get a life idiot

matraxian better than you

by ur pp August 9, 2020

Matiu

SOOOOOOOOO SEXY

Matiu let me suck ur raacks

by ASHHH KASHHHH December 20, 2020

add maths

A fucking subject where you need almost 90% of your brain to understand the whole textbook (not to mention this only apply to rick and morty fangays).

*Add Maths teacher comes in* everyone's status, dead, except for r&n fans whose iq is way higher than the others

by N4th January 9, 2018

Sparx Maths

The worst form of torture known to mankind.

Dave: Give me the launch codes or i'll make you do sparx maths
Bartholomew: 57436878

by lord_farquaads_left_nostril October 15, 2022

black tights matter

A movement to ensure that women continue to wear yoga pants to the amusement of all straight men, bi, and lesbians everywhere

I was driving down the street and I heard some dude yell "black tights matter" at some apple bottomed belles.

by von groovy April 13, 2019

Mating

Mating is the action of male and female animals having sex (or breeding) to reproduce, and procreate.

Animals, including Humans mate with members of the opposite sex within their own species due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation.

Without Mating no Human being would be alive. Thus Mating is technically essential to the existence of Humans (and the vast majority of other animals).

Heterosexual sex is the only kind of sex that can be described as Mating.

If your Mother and Father had not participated in mating with each other, you would not be alive.

by The Facts matter August 7, 2019

Like mate stop procrastinating

The most perfect line ever said by Chan from stray kids

Stay 1: have you finished the assignment yet?
Stay 2: nahhh, I’ll do that tomorrow..
Stay 1: omg.. like mate stop procrastinating!

by Chikkinnugges December 12, 2020