Wal-Martinez

A Wal-Mart store in Mexico

Juan: Want to cross over into Texas?
Pedro: Can't. Have to take my seeester to Wal-Martinez for some shopping.

by archimedest September 11, 2006

dirty martinez

spin off of the classic dirty sanchez, except you stick your own finger in your own ass and wipe it across your own upper lip.

dirty martinez see above explanation

by brycemovement August 6, 2006

butt ugly martians

A show that'll make you barf. It's a horrible rip-off of Invader Zim.

Martian: hell00 I leik so c000l i sav teh Eartth

by RP Hater! September 6, 2004

Maritime Self Service

Self-pleasurization on the Banner server.

A.K.A.- Jerking off.

"Hey dude, did you have a good time tonight?"

"Yeah, I loved visiting the Maritime home page. I ended up giving myself a Maritime Self Service."

by Good Guy Greg September 2, 2011

Martin Blackwood

A chubby, Jewish, Eastern Asian man who has spent his hole life being neglected. His husband is Jonathan Simms his former boss, and he has an obsession for tea and cuddles. Mans is NOT soft though he will kill anybody if he needs to

Bro 1: bruh I think I’m in love with my boss
Bro 2: haha epic tma reference. Ur a Martin Blackwood.

by Ashwla July 2, 2020

Columbian Martini

Chilled triple shot of espresso with a dusting of cocaine around the rim of the glass.

Columbian Martini before noon, Vodka Martini in the afternoon, and Fartini's all night long ...... Anonymous Source

by Santa Barbara Crew February 28, 2008

jeremy martin

White man with little legs and long torso.

Man that guy is a Jeremy Martin.

by Taquito 2 June 23, 2015