When you haven't experienced sex with girls but you really want to experience it so that's why you'll masturbate and imagine it is a girl named Maria
F1: Hey dude, I'm not virgin anymore
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again
by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016
This is a girl that is quite quiet but amazingly talented, she is probably flexible and graceful. She is smart and isn’t one of those people that sits on a computer all day, she is very sweet. She can be a bit shy at times but once you get to know her she is extremely empathetic and kind.
by Twixie74 March 31, 2021
French Toast made with baileys, kalua, egg nog, eggs, spices,and french or sour dough bread. This is a traditional meal made on Christmas Morning only, MORE then one serving per year can kill a man!
by mrplant December 24, 2011
Similar to a dirty Sanchez. Insert your fingers into your menstruating partner then give her a mustache or goatee.
That nasty bitch wanted to give me and her Filthy Maria's. I didn't want to ruin my dirty Sanchez though
by Giant alien phallus December 08, 2017
A girl who flexes her height, hates candy because she's an idiot. Overall tho a bottom. She is not my friend and I don't know her.
"Man Maria Pizarro is so tall I can't wait to step on her so she sizes down a bit"
"Maria is such a bottom omg"
"she has a fursuit"
"Maria is such a bottom omg"
"she has a fursuit"
by VESSSPAAAMANNN August 12, 2022
The kindest, selfless, most beautiful girl.
She's the prettiest, she tries her best to make everyone around her feel loved and like they are in the right place, she has a smile that lights up every room she steps in, she feels everything so deeply, she's just breathtaking. You will love her as soon as you see her true self
She's the prettiest, she tries her best to make everyone around her feel loved and like they are in the right place, she has a smile that lights up every room she steps in, she feels everything so deeply, she's just breathtaking. You will love her as soon as you see her true self
The kindest, selfless, most beautiful girl.
She's the prettiest, she tries her best to make everyone around her feel loved and like they are in the right place, she has a smile that lights up every room she steps in, she feels everything so deeply, she's just breathtaking. You will love her as soon as you see her true self
She's the prettiest, she tries her best to make everyone around her feel loved and like they are in the right place, she has a smile that lights up every room she steps in, she feels everything so deeply, she's just breathtaking. You will love her as soon as you see her true self