maple water

That leaky nose you have when its super cold outside!

Man, the maple water is really going this morning!

by Wapus270 January 1, 2014

mapa poist

an early 16th century demon that escaped hell only to haunt the ignorant and the simple minded

mapa poist came to my house and almost killed me

by Mapa Mapa Mapa Mapa September 3, 2018

Maple Bean

“Bean” is a shortened word for “Beaner;” a derogatory word used against Hispanics. A “Maple Bean” is a Hispanic that illegally crossed over the US/MEX border but kept going so far that he ended up in Canada. That Hispanic then has a few kids born and raised in Canada, and they are first generation Maple Beans.

Alejandro: ay papi, y’all esses from America cuz based on your accents y’all aint from El Tri.

JuanTuan: No my family and I are from Toronto eh.

Alejandro: so y’all are Maple Beans?
JuanTuan: Maple Beans? What are you talking aboat?

by Tuantingtong September 19, 2018

Mappin

Mappin stands for missing another person. It is when you’re missing a certain someone, so you listen to depressing music. Similar to simpin.

Dang man I’m listening to some sad music right now thinking about Daya
Oh shoot you mappin right now

by ohboipinoy June 12, 2019

mapfished

When you match on a dating app only to find out they live elsewhere.

“I matched with him on Bumble but he’s just visiting and lives in another state! I’ve been mapfished!”

by SuzC February 8, 2020

mapsturbating

1) Wasting time on google earth street view, fascinating over stupid shit in deserts mountains islands and forests, would rather compare google earths street view and Iphone's TomTom map app to having sex.

2) When you're trying to find a place to wank.

Did you get up to much last night bro? Nah not really, just stayed home mapsturbating on google earth.

by Tigermonkey78 October 30, 2020

Maphe

A person that is very annoying and can't really keep their mouths shut for anything. A Maphe is also a person that is also regarded as a numbskull

Guy 1: Dude, I heard the news about your rat issue.
Guy 2: What?! Who told you?

Guy 1: Your friend who lives down the street. He's been telling everyone about it.

Guy 2: Argh, he's such a Maphe

by Spagomayn_36 October 7, 2020