manitiala

The genitals of a man who has never cried , a macho man not a macho macho man.

The expression on her face changed drastically when he dropped trough and she was awed by the magnitude of his magnificent manitala.

Can you believe the manitiala on that guy, saying he could take out Chuck Norris, and Steven Segal at the same time.

by low low April 26, 2008

manirection

The man's natural six-sense of direction. Combination of "Man" and "Direction" pronounced "man-erection"

Do you know how to get to the party?
Naw.
How you gonna get there?
My manirection got me!

by Lester Nino February 1, 2009

Manitoba Punch

The Manitoba Punch is the friendly, northern cousin of the infamous Shocker. While the Shocker employs the index, middle finger and little finger, the Manitoba Punch uses just the thumb and little finger. The remaining three fingers are closed and apply a gentle “taint punch” to a willing participant.

Chris really surprised me on our trip to Phoenix when he gave me the ol’ Manitoba Punch!

by Sassy McButtercheese May 5, 2009

Manitora

The word for a giant erect penis in italian

"?Hola signor, donde esta vosotros manitora?"

by Elfonso April 8, 2010

Manitarian

Lover of men; we don't munch carpet, it's not just about the sex, we appreciate all the finer points of the male species not just anatomy, we can hang with them, carry on intelligent conversations, dont need to steal their women, we're the last one standing at a party and make sure you get home, we appreciate the compliments and the banter, return the love equally or more than we receive, will take care of all your needs and will reward for being taken care of, never a disappointment in bed, love to initiate, not a penivore, not a Monica Lewinski fan, don't like terms like pole smoker or cock sucker, believe in marriage even if we are single, we are confident and know what we want.

The best woman to hang with at any party, event, or intimate evening is a manitarian. How to spot a manitarian: Don't worry, she already noticed you and you could not turn away.

by The Original Manitarian September 25, 2010

manitopoona

Refers to the idea that there are many good looking girls in Manitoba. Young gentleman with the necessary skills are easily granted access to the secret garden of any good looking 18-25 year old in Manitoba. The idea refers specifically to Winnipeg

Yo lets go to Winnipeg for some Manitopoona next week

by thewinnipegger March 13, 2011

Maintenance Pokes

Continuing to 'Poke' a guy/girl on facebook even though it is no longer flirtatious, but it is now the only connection you share.

Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."

Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)

by i_predict_a_roit August 22, 2011