mattress-magnetism

A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.

I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

Magnetic Flux

This is apparently a term that is used to refer to the molecular makeup of the soul.

R: The soul is made of magnetic flux
A: What..

by formeireallylikecone April 01, 2023

Bling Master (Boob Magnet)

the act of getting jewerly or other items stuck to your boobs

Oh Kassandra! You have a pretzel stuck on your boob you Bling Master (Boob Magnet)!

by Kassandra and Evan July 21, 2009

Swoon Magnet

When someone is so attractive that they cause people to faint

Hamish was the ultimate swoon magnet

by Huttie March 17, 2017

scum magnet

A person who attracts undesirable people of the opposite sex. Unlucky in love.

A "scum magnet" might be pursued by a romance scammer.

by sadderbutwiser November 27, 2013

Wiley Magnet Middle

the worst fucking school ever if you have one opinion get ready to be bullied untill you get pulled for online after teachers and staff Do Nothing dor weeks

bro that school is so wiley magnet middle.

guy 2 oh i feel ya.

by zaxhir September 06, 2022

senior magnet

You attract a lot of senior people around you. Or being hit on by seniors, or have seniors around you asking sexual questions or saying weird shit.

A freshman girl talks about being a senior magnet.

Her: these seniors keep hitting on me.
Her friend: you’re a senior magnet then. That’s not good.

Her: what does that mean??
Her friend: you’re getting hit on by guys who are about to be adults. That’s like a case.

by emmie_889 January 02, 2023