myspace celebrity

Person who becomes famous, only for having a myspace with billions of friends.

example: Anthony Vanity, Jeffree Star, Tila Tequila, Forbidden

Dude, she's somebody, she's a myspace celebrity!

by simplydumb April 1, 2007

myspace pose

the most commonly used pose for myspace poses, cliché especially in many teenage girls. Typically shows lips in a pout, and them making a peace sign. The picture is mostly taken from a downward pointing angel, or in the bathroom. Often photoshopped.

OMG, Kelly's new profile picture is so classic myspace pose, how unoriginal.

by 2caroline2 March 11, 2009

Myspace Vanishing Act

To delete your myspace.com profile without warnings to your online friends.

To drop off the myspace earth.

This is usually necessary due to myspace stalkers, psychotics that take myspace too seriously or a general distaste for what myspace has done to your life.

I went on Jane's profile today, she pulled a myspace vanishing act!

by Meredith(MissM) February 7, 2007

Myspace Dumped

When you find out you're significant other no longer wants to be with you, after seeing that his/her status on the oh so famous myspace now claims to be 'single', as opposed to 'in a relationship'. Other big clues are when you're removed from their top 8, or they have proceeded to flirt with others in their 'comment' box. God bless Myspace.

'Did you see that Tyra's myspace says 'single' ?'

'haha, yeah, Brain was well myspace dumped' ...

by errrrr August 3, 2007

myspace whore

usually a girl but sometimes a guy can be even worse, who posts flattering high contrast photoshopped pictures of themselves in their myspace user pictures and befriends other good looking people just for the sake of vanity and being ogled. they usually flirt via the comment boxes, overusing little obnoxious phrases and tags such as "<3", "kthxbi", and any verb beginning and ending with *asterisks.*

"Hey cutie OMG thanx for the add ur pics are sooo hoTT *teehee* comment back kthxbi <3 OMG i'm such a myspace WHORE

by lauren May 13, 2005

myspace mirror picture

When myspace users take pictures of themselves in the mirror to look cool, but are only embarrasing themselves.

They dont even have any consideration to wash their jizz infested mirrors off so we can see their faces.

Pookie - Dude, that frotch Jamie.. totally just ruined that pic with her toothpaste spit all over the mirror.

Parkay - Dude, i know.. its them damn red heads! stupid myspace mirror picture!

Pokie - Dude, guys... thats not nice.. she cant help that her crotch is on fire..lol

by Pookie, Porkie, & Pokie July 22, 2006

myspace whoring

myspace whoring is where you post a bulletin tell your friends to add a person, most people use it to get the most friends, or to meet new people. most people that whore have a whore code. which usually has a picture of them and a link to add them.

Myspace Whoring
frenchie posts a bulletin, tha says w4w. show her limits, and if yeu should send proof.

by Frenchie nicole December 22, 2008