nap munchies

waking up from a nap so zooted and fuzzy that all you can do is eat a fuck ton food. the nap munchies often include weird pairings of foods.

dude I woke up and had the nap munchies so bad I didn’t stop eating for an hour and a half

by roseybooty July 21, 2020

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thrust munching

Humping the bed whilst performing cunnilingus to "get cha' nut".

I blew a load while thrust munching that bitch last week.

by octothrope October 12, 2020

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Milf Munchies

After spending the night with a single mom, especially if shes freaky, following the sinful acts, you retire to the kitchen and eat her kids fruit snacks.

Dude 1: Hey man where did you get those fruit snacks, I thought you were that girls house?

Dude 2: I was but I got the Milf Munchies.

by Jackolous Bakray August 21, 2021

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When a few guys dig up a dead women at a grave yard late at night, they all rape her one by one. one of the men puts there mouth around her vagina well another man jumps on the dead woman’s stomach , all the sperm and left over flesh gets shot into the man’s mouth and he swallows it.

Hey man, wanna go grave munching?
Sure!

by xxpassionfacts December 3, 2021

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Werwolf munchies

Aluminum such as apcs

I got the werwolf muNchies can you order a new bun with a brick leave the terraflops at home and smoke the reapers icing cake and somehow pass me another chicken wing please

by Cody5050 January 15, 2022

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