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Mountain Pirate

Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.

The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'

Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.
"Is that guy a river guide?"

"No, he is a mountain pirate"
by magicofappalachia January 17, 2023
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Happy Mountain

A preceding descriptive term that makes practically everything sound pleasing and/or amusing.
Happy Mountain Cider
Happy Mountain Chowder
Happy Mountain Village
Happy Mountain Diapers
Happy Mountain Parking Ticket
by Jasper Smeed January 9, 2010
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Mountain Top

When a girl is giving you Top and she has her hair in a bun and you cum on top of her bun.
Yo how was Jessica?

She was great man. She let me give her a Mountain Top
by Mr.Hopps Worthington January 26, 2021
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San The Mountain

San the mountain is a edit creator on platforms such as tiktok, YouTube and Pinterest. Currently they have a overall platform of around 7500 followers/subs there edits are top quality and san the mountain is very friendly to their commenters.
by Hobicore93 June 13, 2021
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sugar mountain

When one performs oral sex on a phallic object that is sweet.
"I just did a sugar mountain on Brenda the other day with a fudge popsicle."
by jared, 19 July 5, 2019
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Corona Mountain

The final course in Super Mario Sunshine. There, the protagonists Mario and F.L.U.D.D. have to navigate the lava lake, high-jump using the Rocket Nozzle and defeat Bowser (and Bowser Jr.) to rescue Princess Peach (for the 268th time).

Due to its name, Corona Mountain is joked by fans to be the source of Coronavirus.
US and Europe: Coronavirus comes from China!
China: No! The US soldiers sent them to China!
Super Mario fans: You're both wrong! It actually originates from the Corona Mountain!!!
Every other people on Earth: WHAT?!?! REALLY?!?!?!?!
by amogusamoguseverywhere June 17, 2021
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Cougar Mountain

Girl 1: what school do you go to
Girl 2: cougar mountain
by sparkles_unicorn_magic_littttt October 25, 2018
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