James Taylor MILF Theory

"James Taylor MILF Theory" is the theory that all MILFS love James Taylor. Extensive empirical Research done by MILF scientists at Harvard University, fully supports this theory. This theory is the leading body of research of which the rapidly growing "MILF Studies" major at Harvard and MIT revolves around. To see this theory in practice one simply needs to play James Taylor's "Something in the Way She Moves" outside of a Marshall's Home Goods or Panera Bread and the MILFS will swarm like fruit flies to a piece of rotting pineapple.

With Great Power comes great responsibility.

Friend 1: What is your term paper for MILF Studies 101 on?
Friend 2: It is on James Taylor MILF Theory of course!

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by Manboy Doug January 24, 2016

Cookies And Milf

When you dunk cookies into a wet Milfs vagina

Those cookies and milf really hit the spot

by Samdasloth June 17, 2018

yayoikusakabe.is.a.milf

My absolute favorite mutual on tiktok, they're literally so nice and supportive and I hope they have a wonderful life seriously. They're so funny and I love their content, and just personality. They make Tiktoks usually on the more humorous side, but they've talked about many different topics! They're just overall really welcoming and kind and a great person :)

Yeah, I'm a big fan of yayoikusakabe.is.a.milf, they're my absolute favorite mutual on tiktok, they're literally so nice and supportive and I hope they have a wonderful life seriously. They're so funny and I love their content, and just personality. They make Tiktoks usually on the more humorous side, but they've talked about many different topics! They're just overall really welcoming and kind and a great person :)

by Jasper<3 July 22, 2021

yayoikusakabe.is.a.milf

The best mutual and person out there

yayoikusakabe.is.a.milf has a great tiktok account.

by Person485869 August 1, 2021

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Its when you nut to a trex in a maid costume.

I just jerked off to a trex in a maid dress and did a super potato nut dinosaur trex sexy milf aaaauuuuggghhhhh.

by Thatthotnigger May 20, 2022

milfelation

Noun. The surprising and previously unknown discovery that one experiences when it becomes clear that older women are in fact fitter and more desirable than younger women.

Patient: "I don't know what to do, doctor. I'm married to a wonderful woman, I've got a great sex life, but every time I see 45 year old Brenda at the office, I get chest pains and need to go to the toilet."

Doctor: "Oh, that's nothing too serious, normal for a chap in his twenties like you. You've obviously had a recent milfelation. Here's a prescription for '40 and Over 40', drop it in at the Fags 'n' Mags shop and you'll be back to normal before you can say ‘Women's Weekly.’"

by Wizards Sleeve May 20, 2005

Milfao

a funny, hot mom you'd like to fuck.

Mom: Hey guys *bend over* who killed soulja boi?
Horny kid: Idk *drool*
Mom: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! *replace bra*
Horny kid: roffle11!11!11!! *imagine milfao in his bed*

by Olisarus January 23, 2008