Skip to main content

dad left for milk

when a father who leaves his wife because he can't handle the responsability never comes back
mom where's dad ?
he left for milk
dad left for milk
by Aryatella May 18, 2021
mugGet the dad left for milk mug.

Dollar Menu Millionaire

Someone who drives through any fast food restaurant and orders every item off the dollar menu. Coined first by you-tube star Mr. Chi City.
Employee: "Whenever you're ready sir"

Customer: "I'll have 1 of every item off the dollar menu, I'm a dollar menu millionaire"
by ioncannon88 August 20, 2009
mugGet the Dollar Menu Millionaire mug.
Related Words
milk milo mile Miley Cyrus Milk Shakes millie Milan millies mila millennial

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
mugGet the Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine mug.

Milani

She is a wonderful girl with such a contagious smile, she will make you happy every day. Her laugh is contagious and will make you laugh too. If you ever become friends or even date a girl named Milani, don’t let her go. She is always there for you when you need her. She will also love you dearly if you are together. Don’t lose a Milani, she’s a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Damn Milani is so funny !”
by Skrimp_Julian18 April 22, 2018
mugGet the Milani mug.

Millstone

A small town in the middle of nowhere (Central New Jersey) that no one has ever heard of.
Person 1: I live in Millstone.
Person 2: Is that a town...?
by LOLzATzYOUz October 20, 2008
mugGet the Millstone mug.

Milksteak

As anybody who watches "Always Sunny In Philadelphia" would know, a Milksteak is a steak that is cooked in boiling milk.
Charlie: "I'd like a milksteak; boiled over, hard"
by alwayssunny♥er August 25, 2010
mugGet the Milksteak mug.

Man Milk

Semen, Sperm, etc.

Complete and total bliss, a drink that most males sell for the low price of a relationship.
Michael gave some man milk to Lily after she begged him. Lily forgot she was streaming...
by MopBanana (Una-Vaatu) February 22, 2021
mugGet the Man Milk mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email