Mid-day Dove

A mid-day dove person is neither a night owl or an early bird. This person is at their most active point between the hours of 3pm to 6pm... if lucky, maybe 7.

Charlie: Hey, it's 9am let's go for breakfast!

Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)

Charlie: Hey, it's too late for lunch and too early for dinner but do you want to grab a bite anyway?

Brandy: SURE!
Charlie: Wow, you're such a mid-day dove.

Charlie: Hey, let's go out to a bar tonight!

Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)

by P3PIPER November 1, 2018

Mid Stink Munch Box (MSMB)

A Mid Stink Munch Box (MSMB) is when the woman is defecating on the toilet and the man is going down on the woman and performing cunnilingus. It is important to note that the cunnilingus must be taking place while the woman is defecating (fecal matter must be in the toilet while the act). This practice is often confused with the Cunnilumpkin, where the woman can be faking the defecation during the sex act. The MSMB is very rare because of the specifics of what it qualifies for.

Last night Kailen gave me a Mid Stink Munch Box (MSMB) after the bar. It felt so good. He now has pink eye. I had to make sure she actually had to shit before I went down on her.

by canucks44 February 23, 2025

mid

A word used as a pathetic attempt at an insult that 9 year olds won’t shut the fuck up about.

Bob: you’re so mid!
Steve: yep he’s definitely not hit puberty

by GEZZZ March 26, 2022

mid

to be bad or terrible

yo bro do you watch dream “nah bro he's so mid”

by beverlymarsh February 16, 2022

Mid

Something fairly bad. Originally used as a word for something precisely average, but over several years, has shifted to it’s new meaning.

How was the burger?

Mid, wouldn’t get it again.

by Cheeto Finger August 15, 2024

Mid

Usually used by young men with low self esteem on social media in an attempt to “neg” attractive girls. This is done in hopes that they might undermine the self-confidence of a woman over time so she might be more vulnerable to your advances.

*Objectively attractive girl: posts a video on TikTok

*Low self esteem young man looking for a crumb of attention: “Mid”

by Swine-Flew April 5, 2022

mid

zack elbouzedi

Zack is mid

by 4swtfrhy7i February 5, 2022